You've inherited a decrepit old inn from your late father. Can you turn it into a thriving business?
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2015-07-28 06:28:32 No. 24065197
>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things. Your crowning moment of valour was when you wrestled with a particularly ornary chicken while working at your cousin's restaurant. And even being generous, you had to concede that that battle ended in a draw.
>And yet even though your arrival in Ponyville was greeted by a half-eaten sign that said 'welc o yvill', you felt confident that you would find your own fortune in this newfounded capital of chaos.
>You might not be some famed warrior or powerful wizard, but you had your wits and your determination and an old tavern-and-inn left to you by your father, whom you've never known since he was a jackass who ran off on your mother. Served him right, you figured; if he hadn't run off maybe he wouldn't have met his end being carried off by a pack of vampiric jackalops (according to the laywer's letter).
>It wasn't going to be running a five-star hotel in Canterlot, but with any luck, it'd be better than slaving away in a kitchen.
"Run an inn...how hard could that be?" you mutter to yourself.
>Such a question you'd feel more confident about if it weren't for the fact that a dragon happened to be circling in the sky over the town. The city guard that greeted you at the outskirts assured you this was 'perfectly normal,' which only made you wonder what passed for abnormal around here.

Welcome to 'Just Another Day', where you hope to find your fortunes, or at least a meagre living, running the local tavern-and-inn in Ponyville. Assuming you survive long enough. But first thing's first...what kind of pony are you?
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