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Thread 11109699 Post 11109699

2013-06-04 12:51:45 No. 11109699
Last episode, Our hero and two pones had walked in on a suspicious sight, Twilight attempting to take the harmonic urea resonance crystal. Wouldn't be TOO suspicious if Twilight hadn't already been in company. With the swiftness of a walrus, our hero grabbed the fals twilight by the tail as she made a beeline for the window. Struggling and kicking, she yelled to let go and not hurt her.
>Health: 70%
>stamina: 42%
>spaghetti: 5%
>inventory: bat cowl, balloon pack (9), bits (40), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15) spider (bro), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), 'fairy blood' (1/3rd bottle), knife

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