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Thread 11969262 Post 11969262

2013-07-09 01:32:14 No. 11969262
Last episode, after Discord ruined everything and left, Our hero's party resumed more or less normally. A vague intoxication drifts over the party from the spiked punch, but it's buzz is fading quickly. Applejack decided to go get more alcohol after, when dared to transform into her 'most desired pony', Tulip became a crude ponified caricature of yourself. You wonder if fornicating with her like this would be considered masturbation.
>Health: 96%
>stamina: 75%
>spaghetti: 78%
>inventory: bat cowl, balloon pack (9), bits (50), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (7), horse pills (15), dick cream, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), changeling piss, knife, changeling garb, cupcakes (3), Donuts (2), cake
>prev eps, dropboxes: http://pastebin.com/gg9LgQrB

>got here late and I need to cut out early, sorry bout that. Let's blaze through this.
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