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Thread 12577773 Post 12577773

2013-08-04 01:15:47 No. 12577773
Last episode, our hero successfully exposed corruption of the Prison guards in the Canterlot dungeons to the warden, only to accidentally assist in the escape of three convicts.
After several grazing pasta shots causing Spodie to drop the keys, they disappeared up the exit corridor. You wonder if the guards at the entrance managed to catch them.
>Health: 91%
>Stam: 85%
>Spaghetti: 7%
>inventory: clothes, bat cowl, balloon pack (9), bits (3), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (4), stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), changeling piss, knife, changeling garb, Donuts (1, stale), lizard, pimpin' hat, armor, rat (lobotomized)
>previous episodes, dropboxes: http://pastebin.com/gg9LgQrB

>fucking sleepy, might cut out early tonight, I'll power through it.
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