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Thread 12948421 Post 12948421

2013-08-18 11:37:57 No. 12948421
Last episode, Our hero has successfully indiana jones'd Celestia's dildo from her temple of doom with the Help of Luna. Attempting to tempt her with it, she turned down his advances, pointing out it had her sisters ech all over it. The dawn is also fast approaching, and you probably shouldn't be standing in front of Celestia's door.
With the wakefullness spell Luna placed on you, there's no telling exactly how long you'll be awake, or when you'll crash. dis gon be gud.
>Health: 97%
>Stam: yes%
>Spaghetti: 40%
>Inventory: clothes, bat cowl, balloon pack (9), bits (3), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (4), stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), changeling piss, knife, changeling garb, Donuts (1, stale), armor, rat (lobotomized), the sun's phallus
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>starting off earlier, need to vanish earlier as well
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