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Thread 16054850 Post 16054850

2014-02-02 01:41:00 No. 16054850
Last episode, after getting his arm fucking blown off punching a magically overcharged changeling in the rectum, our hero had wrapped the still dripping stump in spaghetti, stopping the bleeding to the best of his abilities.
Letting Scrade go for now, Tulip panics and putters her little wings as hard as she can to carry you to the nearest hospital, all the while apologizing, saying she shouldn't have brought you here, and asking you repeatedly not to die.
>Health: 38%
>Stamina: 40%
>Spaghetti: 15%
>STATUS: right arm crippled, turkeyhead syndrome
>inventory: clothes, shirt(burnt), bat cowl, balloon pack (4), balloons (5), bits (15), ashes, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), water bottle (2), bag of apple chips, sandwich bag, empty bottle, knife, changeling garb, armor, changeling biology, Ponynomicon, minecraft book, burn cream, ink ribbon (2), several marijuanas, shiny amulet, zapapple branch
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