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Thread 18159877 Post 18159877

2014-06-08 01:53:03 No. 18159877
Last episode, our hero was following Mr. Lance Runner to the vault where his late (murdered) Wife Ankh Aria's family fortune was said to be stowed.
After lollygagging and buying time, Twilight and Pinkie finally caught up. Twilight was concerned about the.. happenings since Lance had arrives, asking if you saw those snowflakes? snow was not scheduled today...
Pinkie tells you not to fret, she brought her crystal so no ghost problems today! he did almost fucking blow it when she asked outloud if Lance there was the murderer, you're pretty sure he didn't hear.
Twilight pointed out that a book was falling out of your.. pants. Her slight concern shifts to horror, and she asks you why you still have that? she told you to leave it at the library!
You glance back, it's the ponynomicon?
>Health: 92%
>Stamina: 88%
>Spaghetti: 23%
>Inventory: Clothes, balloons (11), bits (15), ashes, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), water bottle (2), sandwich bag, bottle of pinkie sex fluids, knife, hat, armor, changeling biology, Ponynomicon, Minecraft book, burn cream, ink ribbon (2), four marijuanas, sapphire bits (11), mysterious key
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