Aw shit Nigga you's in Ponyville
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Thread 18802002 Post 18802002

2014-07-19 01:26:15 No. 18802002
When we last left our niggie he had just left the palace, looking to join in on the scrade hunt. The guard told him his marefriends had left to look for a bar. Since there was only one good bar in the city, you opted to check there. it's still early and the place is pretty empty. But look, there's Pinkie!
>Health: 90%
>Stamina: 90%
>Spaghetti: 25%
>Inventory: Clothes, balloons (11), bits (15), ashes, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), water bottle (2), sandwich bag, bottle of pinkie sex fluids, knife, Amulet, hat, armor, changeling biology, Ponynomicon, Minecraft book, burn cream, ink ribbon (1), four marijuanas, sapphire bits (11), mysterious key, Fancy sword, Fancy mirror, gems (a buttload), Equestria weekly news, actual newspaper

>I got a duck out a little early guys so lets make this count
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