Aw shit Nigga you's in Ponyville
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2014-07-30 01:50:37 No. 18998299
Last episode, somehow able to see through his disguise, our hero cornered Scrade in the back of the Bar, asking if he had seen Tulip. He shook off the barmaid clothes and told you he'd seen her around town, but thusfar avoided her, not wanting her to get involved with his new life, whatever the hell that is. He kicked the dress at you and said the REAL barmaid will probably want this back, she's in the barrel there, and started.. phasing through the wall?
>Health: 84%
>Stamina: 89%
>Spaghetti: 43%
>Inventory: Clothes, balloons (11), bits (15), ashes, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), water bottle (2), sandwich bag, bottle of pinkie sex fluids, knife, Amulet, hat, armor, changeling biology, Ponynomicon, Minecraft book, burn cream, ink ribbon (1), four marijuanas, sapphire bits (11), mysterious key, Fancy sword, Fancy mirror, gems (a buttload), Equestria weekly news, actual newspaper
>sorry I'm late i'm druink
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