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Thread 19079518 Post 19079518

2014-08-04 01:12:01 No. 19079518
Last episode, after some prodding, our hero convinced the guard overseeing the Scrade investigation to let him Patrol the area with the dwarf Pegasus convict Cranefly. While the guards gets a drink or two.
Cranefly looks less than satisfied with the circumstances, as she's cuffed to you. Good think Spodie's been hitting the shots hard, or he might punch you out again.
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