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Thread 19415247 Post 19415247

2014-08-24 01:55:25 No. 19415247
Last episode, our hero convinced a drunk guard to allow him to stay in Cranefly's cell with her. The guard agreed, only because he thought it was funny. Trying to comfort her, she immediately started trying to push you off the bed, saying you sleep on the floor, as her hooves sink into your pudge.
>Health: 84%
>Stamina: 72%
>Spaghetti: 45%
>Inventory: Clothes, balloons (11), bits (15), ashes, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), water bottle (2), sandwich bag, bottle of pinkie sex fluids, knife, Amulet, hat, armor, changeling biology, Ponynomicon, Minecraft book, burn cream, ink ribbon (1), four marijuanas, sapphire bits (11), mysterious key, Fancy sword, Fancy mirror, gems (a buttload), Equestria weekly news, actual newspaper, ropes, porcelain ballerina, gear, crowbar, towel
>Party: Cranefly
>a little distracted right now, episode may not be as good as promised
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