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Thread 19811641 Post 19811641

2014-09-20 01:41:48 No. 19811641
Last episode, after getting all his shit jacked, our protagonist pilfered a package from a postman pony pulling a pram of parcels.
Upon opening the box, you discovered a fucking flintlock pistol. You asked Pinkie for ballons to shoot, she promptly delivered as Lyra lazily exited the hotel, asking what was up.
Tulip told you to be careful with that thing, she's seen them before, they're dangerous!
>Health: 90%
>Stamina 98%
>Spaghetti: 52%
>Inventory: Shirt, towel, note, box, flintlock pistol
>Party: tulip, pinkie pie
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