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Thread 20978429 Post 20978429

2014-12-11 01:41:49 No. 20978429
Last episode, our hero decided late at night was a good time to waltz into everfree and bug Zecora. At least he wasn't alone, Lyra came with you. Also, you met the sasquatch of everfree!
Despite Lyras warning not to talk to him, you lit up a joint and offered it to him. He grabbed you by your head and turned your face every whichaway, asking you in broken english wheres your mom at? and what happen all your fur?
>Health: 80%
>Stamina 86%
>Spaghetti: 36%
>Inventory: Clothes, balloons (11), bits (15), ashes, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), water bottle (2), sandwich bag, bottle of pinkie sex fluids, hat, armor, changeling biology, Ponynomicon, Minecraft book, ink ribbon (1), four marijuanas, sapphire bits (10), mysterious key, Fancy mirror, gems (18), Equestria weekly news, actual newspaper, ropes, porcelain ballerina, gear, crowbar, towel, note, box, flintlock pistol, sword, party hat, pan-stick, book on the magical properties of gems
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