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Thread 21014065 Post 21014065

2014-12-14 01:47:10 No. 21014065
Last episode our hero an his loyal pet Lyra had just fled from an angry sasquatch with Zecora to her hut. After embarrassing yourself in front of her rhyming about your boner ,you asked why he was so angry when he saw her. She explains she offended him once awhile ago, and he had yet to let it go.
Also that soup smells fukken delicious, Zecora.
.. It is soup this time, right?
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