Aw shit Nigga you's in Ponyville
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Thread 9865099 Post 9865099

2013-04-15 01:00:41 No. 9865099
Last Episode, our Hero was a dumbass and tried to eat the urea crystal Zecora alchemized from all that piss he collected. Now he's in the hospital, and Twilight is pissed.
Pinkie and Fluttershy were the first to arrive. Our hero attempted to initiate sex, But Pinkie yelled at him about, as he'd just nearly died, no time for that shit right now.
>Health: 100%
>stamina: 60%
>spaghetti: 50%
>inventory: clothes (1), balloon pack (15), bits (36), Spider (bro), stick (2), Cider bottle (empty), diamond grain (15), hat, harmonic urea resonance crystal
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