Aw shit Nigga you's in Ponyville
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2013-02-23 02:05:01 No. 8546328
>>8546293
You examine the Muffin. It appears to be blueberry. Nothing suspicious here.

>Health: 100%
>Stam: 100%
>Inventory: clothes(1), stick of gum(1), gum wad (1), muffin (1)

2013-02-23 02:12:11 No. 8546440
>>8546347
You pocket the muffin and examine the house. The Door appears to be locked. Derpy follows closely and asks if you're gonna eat your muffin.

>Health: 100%
>Stam: 100%
>Inventory: clothes(1), stick of gum(1), gum wad (1), muffin (1)

2013-02-23 02:16:50 No. 8546516
>>8546464
You eat the muffin. It's tasty, though a bit dry. Derpy is happy.
... Mayhaps too happy?

>Health: 100%
>Stam: 100%
>Inventory: clothes(1), stick of gum(1), gum wad (1)

2013-02-23 02:24:02 No. 8546620
>>8546520
You hug Derpy, She leans into it sweetly. Her body feels warm and soft, you can help bu-oh jesus christ derpy what was in that muffin

>Health: 100%
>Stam: 100%
>Inventory: clothes(1), stick of gum(1), gum wad (1)

2013-02-23 03:12:30 No. 8547373
>>8547281
>>8547261
Proclaim that you are a dorf and jump from the bed towards Fluttershy. She shrieks and backs away, Twilight Catches you in midair with a Spell and asks what the fuck you're doing.

>Health: 81%
>Stam: 85%
>Inventory: empty bowl (1)

2013-02-23 03:26:09 No. 8547609
>>8547521
You wrap yourself in the blanket and leap through the window. You're battered by broken glass. The two ponies just stand in shock.

>Health: 74%
>Stam: 75%
>Inventory: empty bowl (1) Blanket (1)

2013-02-23 03:37:25 No. 8547752
>>8547660
>>8547635
You wander out in search of food and a familiar face. You come across a merket. The ponies attempt to mask their suspicion and wtf is this shittery in hopes you will be a good customer.

>Health: 74%
>Stam: 80%
>Inventory: empty bowl (1) Blanket (1)

2013-02-23 03:46:38 No. 8547894
>>8547779
>>8547799
you approach the apple stand and offer up your blanket in exchange for some apples. The filly watching the stand doesn't seem to be going for it.

>Health: 74%
>Stam: 75%
>Inventory: empty bowl (1) Blanket (1)
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