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2016-03-16 07:56:55 No. 26775692

"Speaking of which, do you have anything that I could arm myself with, should the need arise?"

> "The Barracks don't allow us to give official weapons to non-citizens, but I could lend you my old wing-blades. I have them here, and they were bought, so they aren't owned by the Guard." She holds them up to you. "Although, it appears as if they might be a bit big on you."

"Ah well, I might be able to find something to use them for later. I still have my frying pan, too."

> "How would a frying pan help?"

"They are surprisingly painful. I've never actually used it to cause harm to anything, but I know that I have actually dropped it on myself on many occasions."

> "Alright, well, you ready to go?"
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