It's time to break in your new maid.
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Thread 23148228 Post 23148250

2015-05-22 12:41:40 No. 23148250
You're an intelligent, wealthy unicorn stallion. You own an expansive home with plenty of space to move around. It's a bit hard to maintain on your own though...your last maid recently retired, so you released an advertisement for a replacement.

Ah! You hear a knock on the front door, that must be a potential employee.
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