You're woken up from a stone prison to save a world you no longer know with ponies you don't know.
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Thread 23114609 Post 23153351

2015-05-22 07:47:25 No. 23153351
"Yeah, we're fine! Just hold on a second! We're bonding right now! ...Over lollipops!"
>"He means our dicks!"
You stare at Jet, aghast. He's trying to keep from laughing. You don't hear Eve answer back; she must be just as shocked.
>"Just kidding! We're talking about legal mares that look like fillies!"
Gods DAMMIT, Jet!
>"G-glad to hear you're not hurt at least! ...Uhh, I-I'm gonna head back then, I guess!"
Jet begins walking back towards camp, but you can see his body shaking with contained laughter.
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