"I don't remember anything. My plan's based on... new information. >"New info?"
"Zecora told me. About what happened. I'm going to, uh, try to fix it." >Applejack looks away from you, up at the tree she's sitting under >"Tall order for one gal."
"I know. But... Hey, could you help me out a bit?" >"Wit what?"
"You mentioned handlers. Who, exactly, are they? And what happened with Applejack?" >Appleboom's head snaps to look at you >"What did y'all say?"
"Uh... what happened with Applejack?" >She stands up, and crosses the distance between you scarily fast >Next thing you know, her hoof is on your chest >Rather uncomfortably between your breasts, actually >"How'd you know 'bout that?"
"You—you were saying that y-your sister—" >"How did you know she's mah sister?"
Since it's sort of unclear as to if this was supposed to be a lie or not, I'm going to establish what you do remember. Basically, you have all the knowledge a typical human being on Earth (living in America, I suppose) would have, minus any kind of personal information.
You also remember MLP:FiM (as a cartoon) and a variety of time spent on 4chan—again, stripped of any identifying or personal info.