An Anonymous human female is summoned to stop Tirek.
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Thread 23629972 Post 23682485

!Goajj9lumg 2015-07-02 06:49:21 No. 23682485
>You decide to walk. You start, holding your suit with your pouch on top
>You feel absolutely ridiculous. You're basically some Amazonian woman strutting through a jungle in a bra and panties—something out of a bad porn comic
>Thankfully, the jungle isn't too thick. In fact, on the forest floor, it seems pretty empty. There's mostly moss and little patches of vines, which you carefully step over
>You walk for about an hour, alone with your thoughts.
>You... really thought this would happen differently. Your visions of Equestria involved Twilight greeting you, staying in her palace, making lots of friends, fucking literally everybody to the point where Celestia declared you princess of whoredom, that kind of thing. Happy stuff.
>Not... this bullshit.
>You stop when you hear something in the distance
>"No food out 'ere, is there?"
>"No food anywhere."
>"We desire the food."
>"We cannot find the food."
>Two different voices
>Incredibly similar, but distinctive. They're about... ten feet ahead of you, if you have to guess.
>"We takes the break here. Sleep during day. Ponies not notice."
>"We need no watch. Dark colored against dark leaves. Can afford to lose two drones anyway."
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