An Anonymous human female is summoned to stop Tirek.
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Thread 23629972 Post 23691210

!Goajj9lumg 2015-07-03 11:36:23 No. 23691210
>You creep up to the door, careful not to make any noise
>You press your ear to it
>"Don't even know why we're stationed out here, really. Not like the Princesses are going to escape and run through half of Tartarus with no magic."
>"Tirek's just making sure his pets stay nice and secure. Besides, it's a cushy job. Just kind of sit here."
>"Sit here on top of a fucking powder keg!"
>"Hey, we gotta be able to blow this entrance somehow. You scared of a little gunpowder?"
>"A little?"
>"Ok, a lot of gunpowder. So what? It's under lock and key. Ain't no way anypony gets to the Corporal."
>"I dunno, man."
>"Well, just stop thinkin, alright? Our break's over anyway."
>You hear chairs shift, and hoofsteps coming towards you
>Oh Fuck
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