"My name is Phantom Guile, miss Clean." >you said without single note of doubt in your voice, placing hoof on your chest.
"I'm astonished to find anypony besides me here, this whole district seemed to pretty empty. Could you please tell me what brought you here?" >Mare ignored your question at first, bursting out loud laugh. >"Like, seriously? You are named like that? This is the worst one I've ever heard!" she said after a few seconds, still chuckling.
"N-no, not really." >you replied to her lowing your head. She seen throughout your deception so quickly! >Good to know you weren't very good at lying. >Clean trotted merrily towards you, putting her pipe in a pouch she had. >She hestitated, looking at your improvised weapons before she locked you in a warm, long hug. >"No need to lie to me, sweetie, I'm not going to bite you. We're both ponies. So, what's your name again?" she stepped back and calmly waited for your response.
"It's Awaited Spring, miss Clean." >you almost whispered. >"Don't 'miss' me, young lady" she winked at you. >"To answer you question. I live here, simple as it is. In house opposite to this one, to be exact, but I think you figured it out. Where did you came from? Because it's obvious you're not from here, I don't recognize you, Spring."
[I'm terrible at naming too, but I hope I won't be lynched yet.]